You Know You’re on Vacation When. . .

1.  You wake up to this every morning. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. You get sunburned from a 30-minute ride in a convertible!

3.  You try to use your cell phone by the ocean and it says “Out of area.”

4.  You keep asking yourself, as Jesus’ disciples did, “Who is this man?  Even the winds and waves obey him!” (Matthew 8:27)

5.  The sand from your hair sprinkles in your refreshing iced tea. . .and you don’t care!

6.  “O Lord, what a variety of things you have made!  In wisdom you have made them all.  The earth is full of your creatures.  Here is the ocean, vast and wide, teeming with life of every kind, both large and small” (Psalm 104:24-25).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7.  You’ll stand in line for an hour at Disneyland to be submerged in a submarine with other vacationers (much like sardines in a can) only to see a recreation of the “Finding Nemo” movie, watched more comfortably from the couch!

8.  Your son gets a kick out of making footprints on the sidewalk from the morning dew. . .and you find so much joy watching him.

And You Know This Vacation is in California When. . .

9.  Liberal bumper stickers, serious bikers, and sun-bleached blonde surfers surround you.

10.  The toilets and light bulbs are eco-friendly and you pass war protesters on the walk to the beach.

Hope everyone had a safe and wonderful Spring Break!